phlynn: Industrial goth dance groups are having a good time
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
chalkos: Movies Dreamworks has produced Bees sue the human race An ogre that meets a girl that is a wereogre A rat gets flushed down a toilet and meets a colony of rats A fish that wants to be famous and a shark wants to be a dolphin
ep1c: ep1c: shine bright like a dolphin
topofthenaughtylist: swiggity swag what’s in the bag. OH IT’S J ACK fROST
dampsandwich: houston we have a problem. im not an astronaut and i got on the wrong plane
itallwentbarmy: jeffersonthemadhatter: dutdutgoose: whathasbeenlost: zelda fans who get upset at fans who think link’s name is zelda i’m pretty sure you’re not the first fandom to feel that way frankenstein To be fair though Frankenstein is a very monstery name #i bet if his name was victor smith he wouldnt have these problems #if he didn’t insist on creating artificial life from...
broadway-is-my-home: jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again. are you satan
yellfang: party-at-the-tardis: shavingryansprivates: why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died and fucking died humpty...
dingoinnuendo: wwebkinz: dingoinnuendo: makin my way downtown have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior walkin faster
New episode of Doctor Who tomor--
blusherlock: “Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”
Today at the Disney Store
Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
Woman: This is ridiculous.
Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.
cookiesituation: foreveralone-lyguy: If I was famous I’d just take pictures of the paparazzi
cradily: did somebody say cute boys
internetexplorers: there are 4 stages in a relationship: ily i love u i love you i lvoe u
therapist: i feel u
“sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
youronlinegirlfriend: my selfies bring all the boys to the yard & they’re like you better stay indoors